bombing:

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Lmaoooo

(via sadspacehobo)

I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.
*Gives you head because you had a long day*

(via antisocialchrist)

bruhheem:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y'all talkin about

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